Recently A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum that she wants to marry a
rich guy whose annual salary is more than $500k, check out what the CEO J,P Morgan
replied to that girl. A famous quote from his reply is "
I am an appreciation asset, and you
are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If
beauty is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.But my money will
not."
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to
be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty,
have style 'n good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or
above.
You might
say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle
class in New York.
My
requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of
$500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to
ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those
I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income,'n it seems that this is my
upper limit.
If someone
is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City
Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here
humbly to ask a few questions:
Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please
list down the names 'n addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
Which age
group should I target?
Why most
wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't
have looks 'n are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
How do you
decide who can be your wife, 'n who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now
is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A
Philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms.
Pretty,
I have read
your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have
similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a
professional investor.
My annual
income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope
everyone
believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the
standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer
is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the
details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" 'n
"money" : Person A provides beauty,'n Person B pays for it, fair 'n
square.
However,
there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be
gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year
to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from
the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, 'n you are a
depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10
years later.
By the terms
we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a
"trading position".
If the trade
value dropped we will sell it 'n it is not a good idea to keep it for long term
- same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this,
but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value
will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with
over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not
marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich
guy. 'n by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k
annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this
reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact
me.
signed,
J.P. Morgan
CEO
Source: https://forums.eveonline.com/
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